WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? Yep, that was me .04 seconds after the episode ended. Oh and I am going to talk about a bunch of things about the finale so this is for all the people who haven’t watched it yet. SPOILER ALERT!!!
Okay, now that we have got that out of the way, let’s talk about it because I REALLY NEED TO. The Game of Thrones finale was crazy to say the least. All the stories and subplots that were left opened are drawing to a conclusion. Jon, Dany, Tyrion, Cersei, Jaime are all so close to their true identities. Even Theon is going to live out his destiny. Jon and Dany are finally together (and by together I mean had sex with Bran’s awkward narration in the background). Oh and did I tell you Jon’s real name? It’s AEGON FREAKIN TARGARYEN! Legitimate son of Lyanna and Rhaegar Targaryen. Yep, not a bastard anymore. And guess who died in this episode? Lord Baelish, affectionately known as Littlefinger. Arya slits his throat, faceless ninja style. The face he made the moment he realized he’s screwed was priceless. Ooh and Night King just can’t get enough of his new dragon. He brought the friggin Wall down with the Wight Dragon. Does he spit ice, does he spit fire, laser? Who the hell knows!
So I am fanboying a little here I know. But do you know who else lost it because of Game of Thrones Season 7 finale? Twitter. Twitteratis all over the world had the best reactions about all the things I mentioned. Some of them are funny, some of them are awkward and some of them are downright disturbing. Have a look and decide for yourself:
1. Winter has ‘come’
2. Finally! Bran has some use after all
3. You can’t die Tormund...you just can’t
4. Well, it’s Cersei
This bitch!! pic.twitter.com/wNYF7G83TT— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) August 28, 2017
5. Yeah you don’t know everything now, do you?
6. What is dead may never die
7. If you know what he means
8. Chadh jaa chaos par
9. Accurate af
10. I mean he is not wrong…
Season 1: Ewww incest!— Declan (@iStealthTiger) August 28, 2017
Season 7: Ohhh some incest!
How far we've come.#GameOfThrones
11. Hasta La Vista, Baby
But the party’s over for now. And we’ll have to wait till 2019 to watch them again. Here’s my wishlist for the final season:
Jaime murdering Cersei
Jon and Daenerys having a kid
Ice Dragon burning King’s Landing
Drogon vs Ice Dragon
Mountain vs The Hound
Arya killing a bunch of Lannisters, ninja style
Jon vs the Night King in an epic battle
Bran showing some extraordinary power and winning
Tyrion not dying.
Bronn getting his castle
I mean, that’s not too much to ask...is it?